We, the undersigned "retrosexual bastids," sing the high praises of _The Breakfast Club_ and tolerate Gedde Watanabe. We reaffirm the principles of the 80's movies--that geeks will always conquer jocks, that the good friend who isn't always all that attractive wil always be the better catch, and that Michael J. Fox, for all of his conservative idol-worship, was still pretty kuul like Cthulu. We also affirm that Ally Sheedy is so awesome, because she ate a cereal sandwich with sugar on top.

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